why I go to church

P has what might be a new years resolution to get to church on Sundays.  As a non-believer and someone who likes sweatpants Sundays, this isn't really my optimal activity.  However, I find that if I go, there are perks.  For example, I can say "P in 5 days Dan is having a party with a campfire and I'd like to go" and she'll say "ok.  In six days I'm going to church will you come with me?"  And I'll weigh this and conclude that we have a balanced trade and I'll accept.

Also, at these party type affairs I'll realize that my sense of humor has veered uncomfortably into lame dad territory.  It's not uncomfortable for me, so much, as the people who are subjected to the jokes.  Sorry dudes!

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