Useless Vanity Police

Some very rich soil in the foreground here, and I was sort of hoping the wind things would have been a little more in focus, but whateva
American nonoccupation


The Spit

These are some ducks. P and I went to the Dalles and Hood River. Hood River has this place called the Spit. It was really muddy, and we created a song about it.
The Spit the spit, this weird tree is by it!
The spit, the spit, there's yellow leaves near it.
The spit, the spit, this is the parking lot for it.
The spit, the spit, the dog got all muddy from it. There were many verses, and many had rhyming words other than "it," but whateva. You had to be there.

moisture of many stripes

It was raining so hard, but it doesn't show up on the film that much
This is just condensation


reluctant to help

This is from Mom and Dad's new house, which is currently under construction. Its a pretty tight house, as you can see it also has a nice view. Views are priceless too, so that's nice. Over-all, it'll be a great place to move when the entire economy collapses and I have to cash in my social capital or whatever.

Mixed Greens


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don't break the wind thing (fart jokez)

with some wood scraps in the fore-ground
With some pine needles in the foreground
with some grass in the foreground
Diminishing off to the right
Diminishing off to the left. The wind things are huge and manufactured by GE, who also bring you the office, which is a parody of what my job is like, but with fewer lay-offs.

Wind Country

Picture of Wasco, my future place to be obsessed about with Detroit in there too. At least Wasco is in Oregon, rather than the dumb other part of the country.
I'm not that good at doing the exposure; I wouldn't mind if these didn't look like a mud puddle.

Heart of Oak.

80's Ferrari

Maybe it was a Lamborghini. wait, is this actually a Delorean?

I'm not much of a motorhead. I just thought my brother would get a kick out of this picture. Too bad he doesn't have a computer or the internet or email.


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halloween shots!!!

Wilson went as a really pale person
This gal in the background was a pretty convincing Marilyn Monroe
Ashby (I think) was a really convincing vato girl. She's even drinking Corona!!
Wilson with a bag on his head. This might have just been a regular night. No, he was pale bag head!


sittin around at home, doing digital weirdness

daggum we are classy fellows

We were doing some high stakes gambling.
Yes, those are pennies. It's a recession!!!

We are classy dudes, what can I say?

bad dog: warning: graphic shots ahead

whatever dog eats, well, it makes him puke. He's bulimic. ACTION SHOTS!!!! GROSS

Literally the next picture on the roll was the dog, hairy ass planted right on my pillow:


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Last night both my wheels got stolen off my bike! Bummer!! I walked home awkwardly carrying my bike and when I got home some of my neighbors were out back chilling. They were going to a midnight premier of Quantum of Solace (7.5/10), and I went too!!! I've never gone to a midnight premier of a movie, and it was screwed up. There was this terrible mall band playing in the theater (that's what my movie, above, is) before the show, then they were handing out all these prizes after that but before the movie. The prizes were 007 T shirts, the terrible band had t shirts and wrist-bands, and there weren't any bootleg DVDs of Quantum of Solace, which I thought would have been a cash prize.

Well, now I'm going to go overhaul my entire bike once it turns 11am, because that's when they open. The over/under on the price is 250$ (I was in need of a ton of work anyhow), and I'm guessing its going to be over. Overall the night gets a 2 of 10. Great movie, terrible band, I went and saw Wilson's band that was touring through, and the crowd were all sitting on the floor. It seemed that was really annoying to the band. That show was pretty interesting, though the band seems somewhat dis-jointed. Wilson always wants to cut loose, and it shows, but this band seems to be actively trying to stay down-beat and mellow. So that was ambivalent, then the terrible mall band, both wheels stolen, but a great movie, and a crappy walk home with a wheel-less bike in the cold. God, I'm having a hard time tabulating how mixed this night was.

  • Great movie that I'd been wanting to see
  • Getting to see Wilson and play a little pool
  • Joking around at how awful the mall band was
  • Talking with Nick, Danny's old roommate randomly at the show. I got in there all discombobulated and just randomly asked if I could sit on this empty bench, but it was right next to this kid I knew. So that was a nice surprise.
  • Not getting wasted

  • Wilson's band's show

  • The mall band
  • The previews at Quantum of Solace
  • Stolen wheels

The severity of the Cons really outweighs the quantity of the Pros. Overall this was a night to forget!!!

WORD DIAHREAAH. Also, I just spell checked this whole post and Diareahh is the only word I misspelled. Dang. For the record it's diarrhea. Different parts of the internet were unable to correct my misspellings. Other parts were more helpful.

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Both wheels, stolen. DANG