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I always have recurring dreams of being chased by zombies. last night it was because someone infected all these brown bears and let them loose at a ski-resort. I took charge of a resistance to stop the bears, but it was futile. I was using found detritus (a bunch of over-sized nails on a key chain) to fend them off, but it was of little use. eventually I just had to run away and hide in a dark patch of trees as all these people were getting mauled by these zombie bears. These dreams are a major pain in the ass, as they make sleeping kind of stressful.

Speaking of the undead! The blog! I'll have millions of new pictures tomorrow. Maybe even trillions.

Also of note, this dude who is couch surfing on Gramps' couch might let me borrow a Hasselblad to use to make pictures. Exciting! A Hasselblad, for the uninitiated, is arguably the best kind of camera on earth; except for maybe the camera in the iPhone, which you can use to check Friendster and various stock quotes and sports scores. Gramps will never let me borrow his iPhone for any of these functions, however. Ohh, Gramps is also 30 now, and quitting cigarettes (or at least trying to), so it's understandable when he is super grumpy

Also, TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE NBA SEASON, which is good news.Greg Oden ftw!! No Lackers were harmed in this picture, but just wait till tonight! Sweet Cellphone photo(?) by Andrew Chen! Do you see the resolution on that iPhone?! Dayam!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yeah boyeeeee! i have a grandpa too, and his name is greg oden. wait, is this not the pic message that you said didn't come through on your phone? credit your images, dawg!