There is the snack food called "bumps on a log," which is celery with peanut butter and little raisins on there. My old roomie k dog called them turds on a log. Because she's nasty, I guess. Well, today I invented a new snack: Just celery with raisins in a plastic bag (I didn't have time/effort to put on some peanut butter). My snack's called "This forest smells like shit; the humidity is really making these turds tender." Tell your friends. Also, I just farted a stinky one and I don't think my cubicle is air tight, so I feel bad for the ethnic Indian (the dot kind) sitting next to me.

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