Pops came up, and we went to the blazers Game! Vs. the lackers, who went on to win by 17. DANG!
These bong seats.
Oh, there were many lakers fans. They were so infuriating.
HEY! Mike and Mike!
Mr. Kardashian!
P calls Pau Gasol big bird. HA HA
OH I HATE THE LAKERS. Actually, the lakers are fine in my book. I just hate these sorry ass fans that come into the rose garden and cheer for the lakers and taunt the blazers fans. EAT POOP those people.
RUDY!!!!
2/6/10
balzer adventure!
2/4/10
oh man
I changed over to a pre-pay method on my cell phone. I already feel like a 2nd class citizen! New number is 503 915 7074. It's a decent number, I guess. Text me! I have unlimited texts. But the talk time is 25 cents per minute! Frick! Call p I guess. DON'T CALL 503 866 7657!!! The man owns that number now. I'm basically retired.
Oh yea! No new pictures coming ever. Just kidding.
2/3/10
why is the sound of someone else clipping their nails so infuriating?
UPDATE
Also, what, does this guy have, 50,000 fingernails? He's been clipping for 25 minutes!
2/1/10
nothing in the tubes
Last summer I was on a Jury, and the city sent me checks every couple of weeks. It was a long trial, so there were many. But the checks were only for like 40 cents, or a dollar ten. I added up all of them and it's like 6 dollars or something, and I guess I just thought it'd be more fun to imbalance the city's checkbook than to actually get the money. Plus It makes for great decoration, right? So weird. I think it was for transportation costs, which I must have facetiously put as 20 cents a day or something (biking). I should have said it'd be more like 5$ a day, to pay for that amazing indian food they have in those carts downtown. They obviously didn't have any human eyes looking at this, cutting checks for such little money and actually mailing them to me. 41 cents just for postage to mail a 20 cent check. How much does it cost to buy the checks, do all the processing, the cost of envelopes, etc. So silly!
Slightly smaller poker game. Dog had a straight, but somebody else had a full house.
1/29/10
cheap exploitation
We went to a "pimps and hoes" party in Coos Bay on New Years. It was at the other bar, the one we weren't posted up at. Chris and I walked over there to retrieve someone or something. It was more the Coos Bay that I was expecting but didn't otherwise get.
high tension
We've been having poker games on Saturday nights. This one was huge.
The pot was getting aggressive.
Four of a kind! Holy smokes.
Didn't have four of a kind.
1/28/10
Bomb Graffiti, bro; man room stills also
So on my way to the falls, there was this one stretch, through a tunnel, no shoulder, no sidewalk, maybe 100 yards or so, where I just had to book it and pray no one launched into me. It was sketchy. Coming out of the tunnel, winded, I saw a sidewalk on the right that was descending along the wall of the tunnel down to ground level. So I missed the pedestrian walk the first time. I stepped up onto the sidewalk, quickly, while garbage trucks and crotch rockets screamed out of the tunnel. I went and biked and saw the falls and took some of the finest pictures in the world and ate some trail mix, then started back toward the route that I found on the internet that largely kept me out of death scenarios with it's directions. I took the sidewalk over the tunnel, and it went into this sketchy pedestrian/loitering area where I half expected to see some kids shooting up or something. Didn't see that, just this:
hahahaha
Then, after I take that picture and laugh to myself, I turn the corner and this beauty is there:
And with that, the trip was worth it.
That's sterling.
Sliced cork, my rad cell phone that I want to smash so I could only communicate by email, a nice manhattan, and the previous night's dried out wine.
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